World’s Worst Sporting Trophies: This one takes the biscuit

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The Tuc Cup, the prize that will be awarded to the winner of Australia and Pakistan’s T20 series in the UAE, was unveiled to a bewildered world this week. The highly anticipated series between the world’s number one and three tanked teams will seemingly conclude with the victorious captain take ownership of a trophy that appears to be a biscuit attached to a set of stumps. As odd as the trophy might appear it is far from the first unusual prize to be forced upon a startled winner, lets take a look at a few of the other monstrosities that the TUC Cup will join on the list of World’s Worst Sporting Trophies.


 

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5. Warne Muralitharan Trophy

While it is no biscuit on a set of stumps, the winner of Test Series between Australia and Sri Lanka receive a particularly ridiculous prize. How on earth does the idea of casts of the hands of Shane Warne and Muttiah Muralitharan on a hunk of wood get anywhere but laughed out of the room it was brought up in?


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4. Cup of Traditions

While Aston Villa might not have been expecting the greatest trophy on earth for winning a pre-season tournament over Malaga, Hertha Berlin and MSV Duisburg, we expect they were surprised by this replica of a Junior Player’s Most Improved Award.


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3. Commissioner’s Trophy

After navigating 162 regular season games and winning a pair of best of seven play off series, Major League Baseball’s premier team is crowned with something that could easily be mistaken for a gaudy waste paper bin.


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2. Paris-Roubaix Trophy

Raced since 1896, the Paris-Roubaix Road Race is sometimes known as a Sunday in Hell due to the rough terrain and cobblestones the cyclists need to overcome to finish the race. After spending a torturous afternoon combatting the cobblestones, if they are lucky enough to arrive in Roubaix first they are mockingly rewarded with a cobblestone on a plinth for their troubles.


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1. SpongeBob SquarePants 400

Jimmie Johnson’s prize for winning the 2015 Nascar SprintCar Series race at Kansas City was a massive likeness of SpongeBob SquarePants in the shape of a trophy. Seriously! The one positive for the driver, is with the sponsorship arrangement not continuing in 2016, his abomination of a trophy is a true one of a kind.


PGA TOUR - 2005 Bay Hill Invitational - Final RoundNow the one you’d want to win!

Having laughed at some of the worst trophies ever inflicted on the world, lets end things with a glimpse at the greatest ever. We give to you the Bay Hill Trophy awarded to the winner of the Arnold Palmer Invitational.

It’s mother f**king sword!

The only negative about this most wonderful of sporting trinkets is the fact that it no longer awarded, having been replaced by a silver trophy in 2007.


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