Rating the Jerseys: A-League 2019/20

How did our Instagram Fashionista @GlamMissG rate the A-League Jerseys for 2019/20

Our resident Instagram Fashionista GlamMissG is back and ready to judge the A-League fashions ahead of kick off in the 2019/20 season. If you are one of the football pundits who have lauded the kits for their traditional feel, this might not be the piece for you given GlamMissG’s belief that one person’s traditional is another person’s boring.

If not settle in and come with us as we run through the kits from worst to first.

11. Adelaide United

Ok we get it, you are the Reds but this is one boring piece of clothing.

10. Brisbane Roar

Orange. Seriously?

9. Melbourne City

There is more than one reason people chant there is only team in Melbourne. Boring.

8. Sydney FC

Slightly less boring with a nod to their state colours makes this a better proposition than Melbourne City’s drab effort.

7. Newcastle Jets

Finally a little effort from our Novacastrian friends even if it reminds more of afternoon’s watching Paul Harragon running around than Jets’ championship winning teams.

6. Perth Glory

Points for the purple but not much else to write home about with this effort.

5. Wellington Phoenix

Not sure if this truly represents the kind of ‘Rise of the Phoenix’ Conchita Wurst sings about but this yellow and black number deserves it’s mid table standing.

4. Central Coast Mariners

It’s appropriate, for a team best know for giant condiment bottles at one end of its home ground, that the Mariners look like walking mustard bottles.

3. Western Sydney Wanderers

Finally an attempt at some kind of design rather than some monochromatic use of boring colours. There is daylight between this one and fourth place on this list.

2. Western United FC

A sucker for green, I am a big fan of this choice from the A-League’s new boys. I am tempted to dock points though given how closely they resemble referees.

1. Melbourne Victory

While the Victory have done their very best to muck up their best asset, The Big V is still prominent enough to see this jersey get the nod ahead of the other ten teams designs.

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